I Promise...

...please believe me!

I haven't forgotten about this blog!

I shall gather the VLAFS tomorrow and make a kick ass post!

Sorry to the one subscriber who doesn't even speak english! You shall get your VLAFS fix very soon I promise

lav lav,

L
XOXO

"I Don't Wear Makeup On The Weekends.."

And isn't it a wonderful feeling? Waking up first thing and examining your shit-looking self with a big smile! And then, if you put on make up later in the day, it always looks better because you're not putting it on at 8am, with one eye shut.
So anyway, this line from a song is from a commercial I saw, where this is the line that shows two people they belong together. match.com or some fuckery. Okay, so the fact is, a girl's face when she wakes up on a sunday afternoon after a late night is not the look which will make any guy want you.
And there is my rant.

OH, and by the way, I've always wondered: when guys wear tight jeans, they're considered "gay". when girls wear tight jeans, they're considered "hot". BUT, when guys wear baggy jeans, they're "cool", but girls are thought to be lesbians?
WHERE IS THE JUSTICE!?
okay. feminist rant over!

MUCH LOVE BABEZ,
L
XOXO

Bad Ass MutherFookers

So yeah, Amrit and I just skipped assembly. How fucking hardcore are we. Didn't even get caught...oh yeah.
And we hid out in the library. :) Got some work done. :)
omg, there's actually the hottest teacher next to us right now. I can't deal with it. My ovaries are on fire. I want him so badly. He has the ass and face of a god. UGH! Okay, he's the theology teacher. Remind me to ask Finlay about him later. I'm going to stab Amrit in the face. She is so fucking bait. Ugh. Bare bait.
Anywhoodles,
love love!

LA
XOXO

Tryppy

It's true. I have returned from my sabbatical. Not like any of these lazy-assed VAFS would ever blog. Nooo, it's always me. *sigh*.
So Van and Finlay have gone to Paris, which is totally fair. Not just them two obviously. I don't really think it would have been worth doing History just to go though. Especially over half term, what a rip off. Well, LAVS is planning a trip there for later this year, and that'll just be for fun and the sake of hot guys so it should be much better.
Amrit has trypophobia. It's so funny. If you see her, bring a picture of something with lots of small holes (non sexual of course) and watch her.

Fuck you, Fowl Words!

Fowl Words can suck my dick. It is the most irritating game. So I'm shit at it, that has nothing to do with why I hate it. Amrit is good, which makes her really really really cool.
Also, WinterBells is gay. Finlay's really good at it. Don't wanna say they're connected but....well.
Bubble Trouble is quite amazing however. Espech on two player. Let it be said that Lizzie and Van completely fucking own all in two player mode.
And that has been our analysis of some of the games accessible from school computers.
GOOD BOO

XOXO
VLAF

GangBang Alert!

b-b-b-baaaaybes. happy saturday :)

Sorrel dyed her hair brown. It's so sexy. My want for her has tripled.
Well, it might be more accurate to say Amrit, her sister and I dyed it. While pinning her down. While she was handcuffed with the new fluffy leopard print handcuffs I bought from Ann Summers today. Good times. Must return there soon.

Well, I'm off to eat some penis-shaped pasta!

GOODBYE

XOXO L

Some Background For You

For future reference, let it be noted that Sorrel's vagina has often been referred to as a giant gaping slingshot.
These are the facts.
Suddenly, I am inspiration-less without my VAFS.
Um. Geography exam on Friday. It sucks some serious balls. Big, juicy ones.

'Til Tomorrow!

L
XOXO