Tryppy

It's true. I have returned from my sabbatical. Not like any of these lazy-assed VAFS would ever blog. Nooo, it's always me. *sigh*.
So Van and Finlay have gone to Paris, which is totally fair. Not just them two obviously. I don't really think it would have been worth doing History just to go though. Especially over half term, what a rip off. Well, LAVS is planning a trip there for later this year, and that'll just be for fun and the sake of hot guys so it should be much better.
Amrit has trypophobia. It's so funny. If you see her, bring a picture of something with lots of small holes (non sexual of course) and watch her.

Fuck you, Fowl Words!

Fowl Words can suck my dick. It is the most irritating game. So I'm shit at it, that has nothing to do with why I hate it. Amrit is good, which makes her really really really cool.
Also, WinterBells is gay. Finlay's really good at it. Don't wanna say they're connected but....well.
Bubble Trouble is quite amazing however. Espech on two player. Let it be said that Lizzie and Van completely fucking own all in two player mode.
And that has been our analysis of some of the games accessible from school computers.
GOOD BOO

XOXO
VLAF

GangBang Alert!

b-b-b-baaaaybes. happy saturday :)

Sorrel dyed her hair brown. It's so sexy. My want for her has tripled.
Well, it might be more accurate to say Amrit, her sister and I dyed it. While pinning her down. While she was handcuffed with the new fluffy leopard print handcuffs I bought from Ann Summers today. Good times. Must return there soon.

Well, I'm off to eat some penis-shaped pasta!

GOODBYE

XOXO L

Some Background For You

For future reference, let it be noted that Sorrel's vagina has often been referred to as a giant gaping slingshot.
These are the facts.
Suddenly, I am inspiration-less without my VAFS.
Um. Geography exam on Friday. It sucks some serious balls. Big, juicy ones.

'Til Tomorrow!

L
XOXO

Finlay's Shining Moment

Lizzie: "Jetski?"
Finlay: "Jetski...jetty's Polish cousin"

WOO

XOXO

Addicted To Blogging?

Basically, this shit is addictive. I've got no followers and yet I want everyone to know what I'm doing. This is worse than twitter.
You may be wondering why there's so many views. That is because Finlay is a loser, and keeps reloading my profile. Actually, I pay him 30p and hour to do it. And I don't find this sad, if you're wondering.
Although. No one will be wondering, will they? Because no one reads this? Hm. Oh well.
Goodbye!

XOXO L.

The Day After The Exam...Sweeping Up The Dust

So, the exam was shit, basically. It was fucking ridiculous. Things were on there that were not mentioned on the syllabus. It was Gay. Like Finlay. No, but really. It was (and so's he).

ARGH. Results come out in March. I bet he gets an D. And I get a E. Apparently, sob stories about STDs can get your grade up. Hm.

Well, will blog later. Peace out betch!

XOXO

VLAF. minus the V and A.